Right. But first, we'll need a ride. How about...THOSE GUYS?!?
(Cue Kirov airships from C&C, the Pandora from Crimson Skies, the Leviathan from Scott Westerfeld's "Clanker and Darwinist" series, and SWARMS of Curtis XP-55 Ascender fighters all flying overhead, ready to bring HELL on the flying mockery of America that is Columbia.)
"Okay, let's grab a plane and get up there. We've got a stain to wipe out."